What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 04:00

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-J W Pepper
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Goldfinger
You Only Live Twice
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Live and Let Die
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Moonraker
Octopussy
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
The Man with the Golden Gun
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Diamonds Are Forever
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-”She is very sexyful!”
A View to a Kill
From Russia With Love
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-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Dr No
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Ah so!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!